Christmas jokes thread

[Tinge]

Christmas is on the way, let's share some jokes here.

Wish we all have a happy Xmas day!

I'll start with an old joke my friend told me:

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket.

Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

[stuffit]

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Ok, here's a couple.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa managed to stop after 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Snowmen and Snow-women?
Snow balls.

[Tiggy]

lol!

Mine's clean :grin:

Why did Bert's Mum buy him a Canary for xmas?

Because he was going 'cheep'

[Tinge]

lol, come on, we need more jokes to share this Xmas